A housewife decides to have a facelift for her birthday. Her husband, of course, is reluctant to spend that kind of money on something that might not really work but he finally gives his consent. She spends $5,000.00 and after a few days she feels pretty good about the results.
Her husband has told her that there is a noticeable improvement but she needs to hear it from someone who is not personally involved. She decides to test a few people to see how she looks to them. She takes a bus downtown and feels her confidence being boosted when she notices that even the younger men steal glances her way when they don't think she is looking. She does some window-shopping and again notices that more men seem to be staring at her than before she had the face lift.
On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. She has to ask someone just to be sure. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"Well, a gentleman is not supposed to guess a woman?s age, but since you are asking, I?d say about 32 " the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into MacDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. The counter girl replies, "I'd guess about 29". The woman replies,"Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an older man the same question. He replies, "Well, miss, I'm 73 and my eyesight is going so I can't see you real well. When I was young, however, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. I never missed."
She waited for him to tell her the rest. He just looked at her, and finally she said, "Well, go ahead and tell me, I'm curious. I don't think you can do it."
"Well, I'll tell you miss, now that you ask; if you want me to prove it you need to let me feel your breasts and put my other hand inside your panties. If you do that, I can tell exactly how old you are."
At first she is shocked by his boldness, but as she looks at him, he looks so frail, so kindly, that surely he couldn't just be some kind of old pervert. "You must be kidding. How could you tell by doing that?"
"It's the truth ma'am. I used to have that ability, and I believe that I still have it. There's only one way to find out."
The woman had gotten her breasts lifted just the year before, and they stood up proudly. Since she had been pumped up by the soft gel method, she figured that he would not be able to tell from feeling them. If anything, her breasts would make her appear much younger. But his hand in her panties? How could he possibly know from that?
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman. She had not been touched by any man other than her husband since their marriage over 25 years ago. She looks at the old man. He seems harmless enough, so she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead".
The old man steps close to her and slips one hand inside her blouse and under her bra while his other hand goes up under her skirt and down inside her panties. As he begins to feel around she can feel his hand trembling as he begins caressing her pubic hair with a gentle touch.
"Can you tell me how old I am now?" she asks after only a few seconds go by. She is suddenly feeling very embarrassed about this.
"Not yet. It has been a while since I have guessed a woman's age this way so I need a little more time."
Her face turns bright red as he explores her forbidden to all except her husband body parts. What in the world could she have been thinking of by letting this stranger fondle her in such an intimate manner? But, he is already there, under her brassiere and inside her panties. Stopping him now after going this far would be pointless. Best to follow through, she decides, and see if he really can guess her age.
The fingers of one hand are gently squeezing her erect nipple, and as he is speaking to her he runs one of his fingers smoothly down through her slit without penetrating inside. Then as his finger slides up again it dips a little deeper into her slit but still does not completely penetrate her hole. Finally, his finger lodges on top of her clitoris and remains there. This feels good and she places her feet further apart to give him even better access.
A full minute goes by while he fondles her breasts and teases her nipples with one hand while his other hand rubs her clitoris. She starts to ask him again if he can guess her age now and changes her mind. Her pussy is really beginning to lubricate as he inserts first one and then two fingers deeply into her dripping vagina.
He is stretching her and she moans softly and her eyes close. She sways slightly, losing her balance, and she reaches out with one hand and steadies herself by holding on to his shoulder as he in effect fucks her with his fingers. She could reach a pretty good orgasm this way if she let this go on long enough, but there's probably no time, and this place is kind of public. She opens her eyes to make sure that they are still alone. Seeing no one, she closes her eyes again.
She's panting when she finally says, "Oh...Okay, Aah... Okay, how...how old am I?"
"Do you want me to remove my hands first?"
"I...yes, take them out now. You've had enough time."
He grins at her and says, "I have, but what about you? Have YOU had enough time?" As he speaks with a hint of laughter in his voice, he continues to fuck her pussy with two fingers. His hand moves faster, plunging in and out of her.
She can no longer resist satisfying her curiosity as she reaches between his legs and takes a feel. For 73 years of age, he is erect, very, very erect!
"Rub it for a minute. Get a good feel."
She does, placing her fingers on each side of what feels like a plump penis and starts running her hand up and down to test the length. What a nice cock he seems to have! Only a few moments pass before she suddenly begins to groan and almost falls over as she reaches a powerful orgasm. He continues to stroke deeply into her with one hand while using his left hand to cup her breast and help steady her.
When her orgasm is finished and she has regained normal breathing, he slowly removes his fingers, causing her to let out a little moan. Then he casually rubs the slippery fingers of his right hand together, lifts them and takes a taste.
With a big smile, he says, "I know for sure now. You are 47."
Stunned, the woman opens her eyes and as she sees his tongue still on his fingers, she says, "That is amazing. How do you know?".
The old man replies, "I was behind you in MacDonald?s."
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Her husband has told her that there is a noticeable improvement but she needs to hear it from someone who is not personally involved. She decides to test a few people to see how she looks to them. She takes a bus downtown and feels her confidence being boosted when she notices that even the younger men steal glances her way when they don't think she is looking. She does some window-shopping and again notices that more men seem to be staring at her than before she had the face lift.
On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. She has to ask someone just to be sure. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"Well, a gentleman is not supposed to guess a woman?s age, but since you are asking, I?d say about 32 " the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into MacDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. The counter girl replies, "I'd guess about 29". The woman replies,"Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an older man the same question. He replies, "Well, miss, I'm 73 and my eyesight is going so I can't see you real well. When I was young, however, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. I never missed."
She waited for him to tell her the rest. He just looked at her, and finally she said, "Well, go ahead and tell me, I'm curious. I don't think you can do it."
"Well, I'll tell you miss, now that you ask; if you want me to prove it you need to let me feel your breasts and put my other hand inside your panties. If you do that, I can tell exactly how old you are."
At first she is shocked by his boldness, but as she looks at him, he looks so frail, so kindly, that surely he couldn't just be some kind of old pervert. "You must be kidding. How could you tell by doing that?"
"It's the truth ma'am. I used to have that ability, and I believe that I still have it. There's only one way to find out."
The woman had gotten her breasts lifted just the year before, and they stood up proudly. Since she had been pumped up by the soft gel method, she figured that he would not be able to tell from feeling them. If anything, her breasts would make her appear much younger. But his hand in her panties? How could he possibly know from that?
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman. She had not been touched by any man other than her husband since their marriage over 25 years ago. She looks at the old man. He seems harmless enough, so she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead".
The old man steps close to her and slips one hand inside her blouse and under her bra while his other hand goes up under her skirt and down inside her panties. As he begins to feel around she can feel his hand trembling as he begins caressing her pubic hair with a gentle touch.
"Can you tell me how old I am now?" she asks after only a few seconds go by. She is suddenly feeling very embarrassed about this.
"Not yet. It has been a while since I have guessed a woman's age this way so I need a little more time."
Her face turns bright red as he explores her forbidden to all except her husband body parts. What in the world could she have been thinking of by letting this stranger fondle her in such an intimate manner? But, he is already there, under her brassiere and inside her panties. Stopping him now after going this far would be pointless. Best to follow through, she decides, and see if he really can guess her age.
The fingers of one hand are gently squeezing her erect nipple, and as he is speaking to her he runs one of his fingers smoothly down through her slit without penetrating inside. Then as his finger slides up again it dips a little deeper into her slit but still does not completely penetrate her hole. Finally, his finger lodges on top of her clitoris and remains there. This feels good and she places her feet further apart to give him even better access.
A full minute goes by while he fondles her breasts and teases her nipples with one hand while his other hand rubs her clitoris. She starts to ask him again if he can guess her age now and changes her mind. Her pussy is really beginning to lubricate as he inserts first one and then two fingers deeply into her dripping vagina.
He is stretching her and she moans softly and her eyes close. She sways slightly, losing her balance, and she reaches out with one hand and steadies herself by holding on to his shoulder as he in effect fucks her with his fingers. She could reach a pretty good orgasm this way if she let this go on long enough, but there's probably no time, and this place is kind of public. She opens her eyes to make sure that they are still alone. Seeing no one, she closes her eyes again.
She's panting when she finally says, "Oh...Okay, Aah... Okay, how...how old am I?"
"Do you want me to remove my hands first?"
"I...yes, take them out now. You've had enough time."
He grins at her and says, "I have, but what about you? Have YOU had enough time?" As he speaks with a hint of laughter in his voice, he continues to fuck her pussy with two fingers. His hand moves faster, plunging in and out of her.
She can no longer resist satisfying her curiosity as she reaches between his legs and takes a feel. For 73 years of age, he is erect, very, very erect!
"Rub it for a minute. Get a good feel."
She does, placing her fingers on each side of what feels like a plump penis and starts running her hand up and down to test the length. What a nice cock he seems to have! Only a few moments pass before she suddenly begins to groan and almost falls over as she reaches a powerful orgasm. He continues to stroke deeply into her with one hand while using his left hand to cup her breast and help steady her.
When her orgasm is finished and she has regained normal breathing, he slowly removes his fingers, causing her to let out a little moan. Then he casually rubs the slippery fingers of his right hand together, lifts them and takes a taste.
With a big smile, he says, "I know for sure now. You are 47."
Stunned, the woman opens her eyes and as she sees his tongue still on his fingers, she says, "That is amazing. How do you know?".
The old man replies, "I was behind you in MacDonald?s."
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