White Boy

Honestly, it's a HUGE relief! We whiteboys no longer have to not worry about pick up lines and performance anxiety. I worship women in my dreams, but I have a CRIPPLING fear of actual women. I'm afraid of rejection and my own lack of stamina. Who needs that!
If an actual woman comes to close, I usually look at my phone, act like there's an emergency and walk away to a safe place. Problem solved. Solo masturbation is a safe, cheap alternative to actual sex. And after I wipe off my chest and flush it down the toilet, there's still plenty of time to watch Mavel superhero movies and play video games.

I have a young friend just like you

@S Lovell We are everywhere!

@WhiteRaceTraitor772 It really is a HUGE relief. Performance anxiety is always embarrassing especially when one has a typical "white boy" dick. Like you, I am completely shy and timid around women. So yeah, I'll just jack off and then watch Marvel and DC movies and play video games and it's not too bad I suppose...